You know you're a Twilighter when...
I'm bored. So here it is. You know you're a Twilighter when (tt, lions,lola,kiki):
1. To you, the bible is made up of 5 volumes; Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn and Midnight Sun.
2. When your brother "accidentally" called Twilight 'Toilet', you bitchslapped him so hard that he had to go to the emergency room.
3. You stay up at night waiting for Edward to come.
4. You squeel every time a silver volvo goes by.
5. Your new pick up line is "Are you a vampire? 'Cause you dazzle me!"
6. Your dog's name is one of the following; Sam, Embry, Jacob, Leah, Seth, Quil, Paul or Jared
7. You wish you were Robert Pattinson's water bottle
8. You virtually cyber-stalk anyone who's involved with Twilight, even the stunt doubles.
9. You had a funeral for Rob's hair after he cut it.
10. you take the time to burn the pin of a character whom you hate
11. you have several friends on the internet whom you met through twilight (and people refer to you as the 'ghetto volturi')
12. you make a twilight website with said friends
13. you have a second home. and it's name is HGE/meebo/any other twilight related site where you chat with said friends
14. you stand in borders (edit by tt: or chapters, a canadian bookstore :P) and stare, mouth hanging open, at the whole table dedicated to twilight.
15. WORLD DOMINATION. nuff said
16. you can connect anything, and i mean ANYTHING, to twilight
17. you demand your boyfriend/husband to sparkle you fool sparkle!! lol
18. you make rob so scared of fangirls that he jizzed in his pants!!
19. you stand in front a moving truck so edward can come save you.
20.you go to the hospital and ask for doctor cullen to examine you.
21.you actually rub yourself with glitter pens so you can sparkle like a vampire
Add on in the comments :)
1. To you, the bible is made up of 5 volumes; Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn and Midnight Sun.
2. When your brother "accidentally" called Twilight 'Toilet', you bitchslapped him so hard that he had to go to the emergency room.
3. You stay up at night waiting for Edward to come.
4. You squeel every time a silver volvo goes by.
5. Your new pick up line is "Are you a vampire? 'Cause you dazzle me!"
6. Your dog's name is one of the following; Sam, Embry, Jacob, Leah, Seth, Quil, Paul or Jared
7. You wish you were Robert Pattinson's water bottle
8. You virtually cyber-stalk anyone who's involved with Twilight, even the stunt doubles.
9. You had a funeral for Rob's hair after he cut it.
10. you take the time to burn the pin of a character whom you hate
11. you have several friends on the internet whom you met through twilight (and people refer to you as the 'ghetto volturi')
12. you make a twilight website with said friends
13. you have a second home. and it's name is HGE/meebo/any other twilight related site where you chat with said friends
14. you stand in borders (edit by tt: or chapters, a canadian bookstore :P) and stare, mouth hanging open, at the whole table dedicated to twilight.
15. WORLD DOMINATION. nuff said
16. you can connect anything, and i mean ANYTHING, to twilight
17. you demand your boyfriend/husband to sparkle you fool sparkle!! lol
18. you make rob so scared of fangirls that he jizzed in his pants!!
19. you stand in front a moving truck so edward can come save you.
20.you go to the hospital and ask for doctor cullen to examine you.
21.you actually rub yourself with glitter pens so you can sparkle like a vampire
Add on in the comments :)