Snooty Snicklelips
Do this and post your new name in comments!
We all need a little stress-reliever today! This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Sometimes when you have a
stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the
day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than
not.
Here is your dose of humor...
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and
forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to
forward
it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you
participated.
And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and
wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
The following in excerped from a children's book, "Captain
Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave
Pilkey, in which
the evil Pro! fessor forces everyone to assume new names...
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the
first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
&nbs! p;k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name! is Fluffy Chucklefanny.
Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day;
adults laugh
an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day
We all need a little stress-reliever today! This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Sometimes when you have a
stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the
day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than
not.
Here is your dose of humor...
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and
forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to
forward
it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you
participated.
And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and
wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
The following in excerped from a children's book, "Captain
Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave
Pilkey, in which
the evil Pro! fessor forces everyone to assume new names...
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the
first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
&nbs! p;k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name! is Fluffy Chucklefanny.
Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day;
adults laugh
an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day