i brake for saucy wenches.

Aug 15, 2010 17:02

ummmm. i got phil's digits, called him yesterday, and i'm still waiting for him to call today. i thought a 35 year old man would be much better about calling you back. bah. guess i thought wrong! like always..
why is everyone pmsing in this house today?! i am in a good mood for once and they're all bringing me down!
i got a credit card. for school. but i am going to use it on other stuff. bwahahahahaaa. i'm going to get my hurrs did in the next week or two with amber. we will be sexy together. gosh, i love that girl. seriously, she's so funny. we went to mama maria's on friday and drank on her lunch and my brake. pedro is seriously get a very nice "tip" next time i'm in there. ;) i have bruises all over my legs from falling down. and she got sooooo wasted. pretty sad. but still fun. i couldn't concentrate to help customers at all. they all thought i was so weird probably.
why does it seem like tyler is always flirting with me? o_O get away, homo.
and ryan is completely oblivious to my throwing myself at him. do i need to spell it out for you? holy jesu.
and martin. martin, martin, martin. you are the man of my dreams. please, break up with your girlfriend soon. normally i wouldn't condone this type of behavior/ talk from myself, but i am in love with him! goddang!! we are meant to be. and why is his girlfriend's name also ashley. hm.
jeez, phil, give a girl a break and call.
mom is watching 'inglorious bastards'. she is grossing out about the end. i bet it would hurt having someone cut a swastika(sp?) symbol into your forehead. eesh.
it's cold in my room. i have to fold this laundry before dad kicks me out the house. what a dirtbag.
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