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Its memorial day weekend and its slow at work, so I've been creating my own Bud Light "Real Men of Genius/Real American Heroes" commercials. Yeah.. I know that's a new low. Anyway after I finished "Mr. Ridiculously Insecure Truck Nuts Guy" I created another one. Bask in the glory of my boredom lj'ers...
Bud Light Presents: Real American Heroes
(Real American Heroes)
Today we salute you, Mr. On The Streetcorner Sign Spinner Guy
(Mr. On The Streetcorner Sign Spinner Guy)
Out in the 110 degree weather stands a man that says "No"
to an hourly schedule, "No" to having a boss and "Yes" to finding
a job on myspace.
(Not gonna file my taxes)
Why work a 9 to 5 in a monkey suit, when you can be dressed as the
statue of liberty, hocking a month free of rent for an apartment complex
(Do they allow pets?)
No one can twirl a sign like you do, grabbing the attention of every
passing motorist with your carny like skills.
(Doin backflips on concrete)
So crack open and ice cold bud light, O' Magician of Cardboard flipping,
crank up the Bon Jovi on your ipod and high five a complete stranger..
Because you just made me feel like a winner.
(Its possible I have heatstroke)
Another on the cut...
Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Ridiculously Insecure Truck Nuts Guy.
(Mr. Ridiculously insecure Truck Nuts Guy)
Even tough guys need a self-esteem boost and we know that nothing
says confidence like a 4x4 lifted truck with steel nuts hanging from the trailer hitch.
(The ultimate distraction)
Ladies might shy away, but nothing is more satisfying than knowing
you're making life awkward for everyone on the road.
(Daddy what is that?)
Not only are your truck nuts a hazard and slightly disturbing
but they've been banned in several states
($60 dollar fine)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, O' Road King of overcompensation.
You may have gotten inadequate genes from mom and dad, but truck accessories
shaped like male genitalia can fix it all.
(Mr. Ridiculously Insecure Truck Nuts Guy).
Bud Light Presents: Real American Heroes
(Real American Heroes)
Today we salute you, Mr. On The Streetcorner Sign Spinner Guy
(Mr. On The Streetcorner Sign Spinner Guy)
Out in the 110 degree weather stands a man that says "No"
to an hourly schedule, "No" to having a boss and "Yes" to finding
a job on myspace.
(Not gonna file my taxes)
Why work a 9 to 5 in a monkey suit, when you can be dressed as the
statue of liberty, hocking a month free of rent for an apartment complex
(Do they allow pets?)
No one can twirl a sign like you do, grabbing the attention of every
passing motorist with your carny like skills.
(Doin backflips on concrete)
So crack open and ice cold bud light, O' Magician of Cardboard flipping,
crank up the Bon Jovi on your ipod and high five a complete stranger..
Because you just made me feel like a winner.
(Its possible I have heatstroke)
Another on the cut...
Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Ridiculously Insecure Truck Nuts Guy.
(Mr. Ridiculously insecure Truck Nuts Guy)
Even tough guys need a self-esteem boost and we know that nothing
says confidence like a 4x4 lifted truck with steel nuts hanging from the trailer hitch.
(The ultimate distraction)
Ladies might shy away, but nothing is more satisfying than knowing
you're making life awkward for everyone on the road.
(Daddy what is that?)
Not only are your truck nuts a hazard and slightly disturbing
but they've been banned in several states
($60 dollar fine)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, O' Road King of overcompensation.
You may have gotten inadequate genes from mom and dad, but truck accessories
shaped like male genitalia can fix it all.
(Mr. Ridiculously Insecure Truck Nuts Guy).