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[mrs_maglor]

*emerges from the cupboard*

*is large and pregnant and crabby*

*grumbles profusely, waddling about the kitchen*

Edit: Uhm... a healer would be good right about NOW...

EDIT DEUX! !!!!: Uhm... our healer kind of vanished so is there another one about?

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[kurufinwe]

Okay. Time's up. Give birth already.

[mrs_maglor]

Uh-uh. I'll give birth when I'm damn good and ready!

[kurufinwe]

Nope. *headshake* Now.

[mrs_maglor]

*scowls*

And HOW do you propose to induce labour exactly?

[kurufinwe]

*ponders* Maybe if you jump up and down?

[mrs_maglor]

Apparently spicy food's supposed to do it. And getting me emotionally worked up...

Where's Maglor?

[kurufinwe]

Let's try the spicy food first. :S

[mrs_maglor]

Okay.

*flinches slightly*

Ooh. It kicked.

[kurufinwe]

See? He wants to come out. :D:D

[mrs_maglor]

Here.

*grabs your hand to do the obligatory sharing of the miracle of life kicking within her gut*

[kurufinwe]

Whoa. He REALLY wants to come out. :D

[mrs_maglor]

Lindorie was so much more placid.

*smiles*

Right. You. Bring me some kind of uncanonical curry with vast quantities of chilli.

[kurufinwe]

*gets a bucket-full* :D

*waits*

[mrs_maglor]

*eats*

*fails to have contractions*

*and the kicking subsides*

Hmm... tasty... but I'm not sure it's working.

[kurufinwe]

Dammit. *pouts*

[mrs_maglor]

Oh be patient. I'm sure it won't be long. Just look at the size of me.

*pouts as well*