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[mrs_maglor]

*comes downstairs*

*feels rather strange*

*has never before experienced being solicited by a bat desperate for a private perfomance*

*also feels somewhat unnerved by the way it kept leering at her*

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[wife_of_feanor]

*bumps into you*

Hello dearie...

[mrs_maglor]

Oh. Hi.

Uhm... is there a problem with bats in this town?

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[wife_of_feanor]

*frowns*

Bats? Not that I know of. Why.. is there anything wrong, dearie?

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[mrs_maglor]

Uhm...

No, not really. except a bat just tried to pay me for a private lapdance...

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[wife_of_feanor]

*blinks*

*wonders if I heard right*

*nervous laugh* Of course dearie.. of course. Now why don't you just sit down and I'll get you a cup of tea and some tranquilizers.

*backs away slowly*

*wonders if post-natal depression can bring about delusions*

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[mrs_maglor]

*scowls*

I'm NOT making this up. The damned thing kept staring at me and then picked up some money from SOMEWHERE and dropped it in front of me!

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[wife_of_feanor]

*keeps backing away*

Yes.. yes. I'm sure it did...

*ends up with my back against the door*

*looks at you nervously*

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[mrs_maglor]

*rolls her eyes and throws her hands up in teh air*

Fine. It ALSO looked rabid. But you clearly DON'T believe me.

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[wife_of_feanor]

*gulps*

Rabies?

*believes you when you say there was a bat in the house*

*frantically tries to remember if rabies can make you delusional*

*sneaks a look at your mouth to see if there's any foaming*

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[mrs_maglor]

*is not forthing but is CERTAINLY glowering*

Have you seen Curufin?

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[wife_of_feanor]

*jumps a little*

*looks at you suspiciously* Curufin? Why?

Stay away from my boy you rabid vampire.

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[mrs_maglor]

Well I haven't seen him in a while and he's been upset.

*picks up hostile vibes from you*

*crosses her arms defensively*

I'm going to check on Lindorie...

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[wife_of_feanor]

I'm going to check on Lindorie...

NO!

*cough* I mean... wouldn't you like a nice nap? I'll check on Lindorie..

*opens the door, goes out, and bolts it from the outside*

*screams* MAGLORRRR!!!

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[mrs_maglor]

*WTF?!?!*

*bangs on the door*

NERDANEL!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!

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[wife_of_feanor]

*shouts back*

I'M DOING THIS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD YOU POOR GIRL!!!

Where on Arda is that boy?

MAGLORRRRRRR!!!

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[mrs_maglor]

OPEN THIS BLOODY DOOR!!!