So what if I don't post often... it's not like you can make me
Let's talk about summer!
Let's clear things up about that:
- No, I'm not going to another country or even another REGION. My dad get to go to the states, though, and see the 'Great' Manny Pacquiao battle Patton. He's the one in the family who's scared of flying, yet ironically, he gets to travel because of his job. I've had the fear of being trapped in this country for a while now...
- The only lessons I can take for the summer are for cooking. Heh, as you can guess, I'll probably burn down the house if you let me near the stove or anything meant to be hot. Except guys, of course- wait, they can combust just by looking at me, I forgot.
For one, you get to hear hilarious adds on the radio like the one for a restaurant. Unfortunately for the restaurant, the add was more memorable than it's name.
Reporter: Are you having fun sir?
Man: Dipinitly (definitely)! Me and my gurl ar on a date! She likes di SWITS (sweets).
Reporter: What foods have you tried?
Man: Well, we did try the GULAV HAMON.
Reporter: Sir, I believe it's called the GULAV JAMON.
Man: Dat's wat I sed; GULAV HAMON. Now git awt ob here, you are ruining our ROMANTIC!
Yep, commercials are DIPINITLY getting more creative. Sadly, my puns aren't. One day, my friends; one sweet day.
Have any of you seen KNOWING? It made me CRY! So did MARLEY AND ME!
But I've accepted that movies with DOGS will always make me cry. Hello, Eight Below!
But knowing was so damn religious and they had Albinos! First I thought they were there to take over the world; it turns out, they're ANGELS of GOD. Wow.
What is it about Nicholas Cage that gives him that sort of Appeal? It's so weird. I mean, audiences have gotten sick of Brendan Fraser but NOT Nicholas Cage. WHY? I used to think Brendan was hot. Nicholas Cage was never hot.
Who was the actor who changed his last name because it was Dick?