Doc Hammer/ Camp Crystal Lake
I decided I am going to have a party ater all.
On my pier.
and the theme is
CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE
(GET IT FRIDAY the 13th, JUNE 13 IS JASON VORHEES BIRTHDAY, AND MY BIRTHDAY.. and the olsens)
I decided to not be a fuddy duddy and people look forward to my birthday all every year and I was planning to disappoint but I decided to stop being lame.
So yeah,
WOO.
22nd birthdaylikeness.
and
WithDoc Hammer.
Now that John Mayer has gotten his dick dirty, I don't want none of that nonsense in my vagina-hole so I am moving on.
I know it's wrong but it feels so right.
Me and John wouldn't have lasted. He is way too much of a douche to deserve this panty pudding.
I've loved John Mayer since I was 15 years old, so I can singlehandedly say it is time to let him go be gay.
And Doc Hammer is so dreamy.
His vitiligo of his scalp makes me swoon.
Yes,
his hair is naturally like that.
And he likes to paint bitches in bras
and is a self taugh artist.
AND cocreated and voices on The venture Bros.
:swoon: