Suffer the little kitten named "Jack"
Ok some animal ranting...
Firstoff, ya'll know I love animals & don't normally want any harm to become them, right? Secondly, most of ya'll know my house is a zoo with 4 dogs & a cat.
Ok, that being said, I have to say I would like nothing better than to rid our house of the stray kitten my mom found in the rain a few days ago. And I mean "rid" by any means necessary. Earlier tonite, I was so frustrated with my mom for wanting yet another animal in this house, that I woulda stabbed that lil' guy & spread his insides all over my mom's bedroom wall. Grr...severe, I know, but I'm sick of adding to the horde we have. We've got plenty & said we'd stop at 3 dogs, but now have an additional dog & cat. Now, Mom wants to add another cat!
The annoying part is that my mom is always affectionate & dotting on our pets till they get older. Then the rest of us are in charge of taking care of the spoiled brats she's produced. *sigh* She doesn't even like cats so you know this thing won't hold her attention long. *grumbles*
And Mark's allergic so I told her he wouldn't be coming over much. Oh well, another reason not to be here. :P She even had the nerve to ask if that's why Mark didn't come in the other nite. Uhm, DER! She knows he's very allergic to cats, but whatever. Play naive. See how long that works for you...
Anyways, I'm sick of my mom's overzealous love of anything breathing & furry. And I love animals but know there are limits (especially for me...). So if anyone wants a cat, knows a way to subtly kill a cat or how I can get her to hate it, I'd love to know ASAP. :D Thanks!
Firstoff, ya'll know I love animals & don't normally want any harm to become them, right? Secondly, most of ya'll know my house is a zoo with 4 dogs & a cat.
Ok, that being said, I have to say I would like nothing better than to rid our house of the stray kitten my mom found in the rain a few days ago. And I mean "rid" by any means necessary. Earlier tonite, I was so frustrated with my mom for wanting yet another animal in this house, that I woulda stabbed that lil' guy & spread his insides all over my mom's bedroom wall. Grr...severe, I know, but I'm sick of adding to the horde we have. We've got plenty & said we'd stop at 3 dogs, but now have an additional dog & cat. Now, Mom wants to add another cat!
The annoying part is that my mom is always affectionate & dotting on our pets till they get older. Then the rest of us are in charge of taking care of the spoiled brats she's produced. *sigh* She doesn't even like cats so you know this thing won't hold her attention long. *grumbles*
And Mark's allergic so I told her he wouldn't be coming over much. Oh well, another reason not to be here. :P She even had the nerve to ask if that's why Mark didn't come in the other nite. Uhm, DER! She knows he's very allergic to cats, but whatever. Play naive. See how long that works for you...
Anyways, I'm sick of my mom's overzealous love of anything breathing & furry. And I love animals but know there are limits (especially for me...). So if anyone wants a cat, knows a way to subtly kill a cat or how I can get her to hate it, I'd love to know ASAP. :D Thanks!