some jokes for everyone to laugh about!!!
Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 boy scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink.
The captain announced "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Michael asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "F**k the children!"
Michael looked around eagerly and asked "Do we have time?"
Never say I love you, if it isn't really there
Never talk about feelings, if you really don't care
Never hold my hand, if you're gonna break my heart
Never say you are gonna, if you don't plan to start
Never look into my eyes and all you do is lie
Never say hello if you really mean goodbye
If you really mean forever, Then please say you'll try ..
Never say forever.. Because forever makes me cry...
My knees begin to shake whenever you're in sight. My mind filled with wonder, my heart filled with fright. Why did this happen? When did this start?How do I listen to my mind without breaking my heart? I'm confused, Don't know what to do. I can't think of anything except you. Should I just get over it or should I give it time? I don't know what to do because my heart controls my mind.
If you think life is bad now, how would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You get eaten once. It takes for minutes to get hard, only to minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom! So cheer up, your life isn't that bad!
I tried to sniff coke once.....but the ice cubes got stuck.
I'm so busy doing nothing that I can't do anything else.
The captain announced "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Michael asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "F**k the children!"
Michael looked around eagerly and asked "Do we have time?"
Never say I love you, if it isn't really there
Never talk about feelings, if you really don't care
Never hold my hand, if you're gonna break my heart
Never say you are gonna, if you don't plan to start
Never look into my eyes and all you do is lie
Never say hello if you really mean goodbye
If you really mean forever, Then please say you'll try ..
Never say forever.. Because forever makes me cry...
My knees begin to shake whenever you're in sight. My mind filled with wonder, my heart filled with fright. Why did this happen? When did this start?How do I listen to my mind without breaking my heart? I'm confused, Don't know what to do. I can't think of anything except you. Should I just get over it or should I give it time? I don't know what to do because my heart controls my mind.
If you think life is bad now, how would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You get eaten once. It takes for minutes to get hard, only to minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom! So cheer up, your life isn't that bad!
I tried to sniff coke once.....but the ice cubes got stuck.
I'm so busy doing nothing that I can't do anything else.