Open letter to my boss
Dear Boss:
You don't pay me enough to deal with the shit that I'm forced to deal with day after day. Even if the pay increase that was supposed to be effective on Jan 1st was actually reflected on my pay check, it still wouldn't be enough.
I quit.
Sincerely,
The only employee in this department that knows what the fuck she's talking about
P.S. If you want to start paying me by the hour, I might reconsider.