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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In July duckydance and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In April I set viva_dulcinea's puppy on fire (-66 points). In January I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In March I didn't flush (-1 points).
Overall, I've been nice (568 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
mrs_balan
also...if some obnoxious little kid says that they want a pony or a horse for christmas, look them right in the eye, say "you got a glue stick?" (Sry caitlin- but it was too funny to keep to myself)