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(Jeffrey Scott)
Puuuurely speculation here but I'm pretty sure my cat ate my parsley and chives and shit.
Because- oh let's see here... I'm the only other living creature (plants excluded) that has been in the house besides her in the last twelve days. And much but not ALL of them went missing two days ago. Meaning I have a stub full of chives and some other really sad looking shit. Frowny faces all over their little pots.
I can't prove it. But it's this real itching suspicion, you know? I wonder if it might be someone breaking into my apartment- and only my apartment- and alternately nibbling and chomping my herbs- and ONLY my herbs- and then leaving me distraught and blaming my poor, sweet cat. I bet they watch from the window and snicker. Dammit.
I suppose this is pathetic because I have nothing else to bitch about right now.
Still...