Psychic Snark

[mrrockmessiah]

A salesman (because that's what he was and that lone term is much more polite than if I were to add 'snake-oil' before 'salesman') held the dowsing rod above the woman's head and it began to spin.

The Woman:
"What does it mean when it starts spinning?"

The Salesman:
"It means that your energy is okay."

The Snark:
"What does it mean when your hand moves?"