It's not that I have a big ego, I'm just that good.
Remember how, back in the 80s, everything rock seemed to be a little disconnected from little things like women's lib? And everything got by on <5 chords?
Equal Rights
Five-foot nothin with a carefree giggle,
Pig-tails, piercing, permanent ass-wiggle
Pouty-lips, cute hips and sweetness aside
I really wanna know just how she feels inside
Hey! Baby, are you good in bed?
Tell me, girl, do you give good head?
Talking with a guy like me don't make you a whore
But you know now honey, I don't wanna talk no more
Tell me, baby, are you good in bed?
Green eyes, cute thighs, a head full of fire
Tellin with her look that she knows I'm a liar
She says her profession, some medical healer
But I really wanna learn if she's a screamer or squealer?
Hey! Baby, are you good in bed?
Tell me, girl, do you give good head?
Talking with a guy like me don't make you a whore
But you know now honey, I don't wanna talk no more
Tell me, baby, are you good in bed?
It's not like I ain't in it to,
Show you a good time
The things I'm gonna make you do you'll
Do for your first time
Don't care how it's been with any other men,
Cause girl I'm gonna fuck you,
'til you say when
Until you say when!
Hey! Baby, are you good in bed?
Tell me, girl, do you give good head?
Talking with a guy like me don't make you a whore
But you know now honey, I don't wanna talk no more
Tell me, baby, are you good in bed?
Should've had one more verse?
Equal Rights
Five-foot nothin with a carefree giggle,
Pig-tails, piercing, permanent ass-wiggle
Pouty-lips, cute hips and sweetness aside
I really wanna know just how she feels inside
Hey! Baby, are you good in bed?
Tell me, girl, do you give good head?
Talking with a guy like me don't make you a whore
But you know now honey, I don't wanna talk no more
Tell me, baby, are you good in bed?
Green eyes, cute thighs, a head full of fire
Tellin with her look that she knows I'm a liar
She says her profession, some medical healer
But I really wanna learn if she's a screamer or squealer?
Hey! Baby, are you good in bed?
Tell me, girl, do you give good head?
Talking with a guy like me don't make you a whore
But you know now honey, I don't wanna talk no more
Tell me, baby, are you good in bed?
It's not like I ain't in it to,
Show you a good time
The things I'm gonna make you do you'll
Do for your first time
Don't care how it's been with any other men,
Cause girl I'm gonna fuck you,
'til you say when
Until you say when!
Hey! Baby, are you good in bed?
Tell me, girl, do you give good head?
Talking with a guy like me don't make you a whore
But you know now honey, I don't wanna talk no more
Tell me, baby, are you good in bed?
Should've had one more verse?