Silly Question

[mrrightnow]

A wise man once asked me an interesting question:

"Which would you prefer, your very own action figure, based on you, or your very own dildo, based on a cast of... well... you?"

I told him that was a stupid question. Clearly, I'd take the action figure. I don't have my own action figure.

Comments

[sen31]

I am still a bit freaked about being able to make a replica of that. Half of thinks that is a really cool thing for the woman to have...the other half thinks it is a tad creepy. Nevertheless...

[mrrightnow]

I just wish the original one we bought came with enough liquid rubber. Or that the company was a little more compassionate toward that ~3% of the male population who has that... uhhm... problem?

Hypothetically, if that thing got away from me, and some guy used it on his girl, and she needed stitches and decided to press charges against him, could I be charged with assault with a deadly weapon?

[sen31]

I am not sure...would make for a good episode of Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. Wanna write and epsiode outline?????

[mrrightnow]

DO I!?!?!

[sen31]

I dunno...do you?

[sen31]

The above is mine...but showed up anonymous for some reason...