Revision: One-all for Aimee and Square

[mrrightnow]

Apparently, two of the four saved games on Final Fantasy II escaped unscathed. That means Aimee didn't kill them. Here's some other things you might not know about her:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Aimee Thuroit!

1. Aimee Thuroit cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach!
2. Aimee Thuroit is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
3. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Aimee Thuroit.
4. When provoked, Aimee Thuroit will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker.
5. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Aimee Thuroit!
6. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Aimee Thuroit are all berries.
7. Aimee Thuroit can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
8. Over half of Americans are officially Aimee Thuroit.
9. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Aimee Thuroit!
10. More people are killed by Aimee Thuroit each year than die in aeroplane accidents!

Seriously, don't fuck with her. Chemical burns sting, bitches.