lmao yearly post
Well, folks, its springtime again and love is in the air. How do I know this? Well, I don't really, but just around the beginning of May I got horny beyond all belief and this little bout hasn't even begun to subside yet, so I'm guessing thats what people mean when they say love is in the air during springtime.
I'm back in school, taking 12 fucking credit hours to essentially make up the entirety of Fall Semester 2004, which was wasted at NM Tech on bullshit that I didn't like and didn't pass either. And you know, taking stuff you actually like is pretty cool. Plus, I got reminded just how much I missed going to school with girls after 4 years of high school with a minimal amount of them and a semester at NM Tech, which is barren of female contact. One time I went two weeks without even seeing a girl there. It was bad.
Now I am surrounded by hot chicks and am completely inept and confused as to what I should do, considering how many of the past 10 years of my life were spent with as little female contact as possible. Its just like high school.
Hi journal I am going to bitch about women some more in a bit :)
ARE YOU DRUNK YET
no. but I'm gettin there
man sometimes I feel like Dennis fucking Miller making a hilarious joke about some girl's skirt being too small and seeing her cookie or some shit using the Habsburg Empire or some other crap that you should fucking know if you ever took world history as an analogy or source material and NOBODY FUCKING LAUGHS AT IT because I am a fucking history nerd and NOBODY RETAINS SHIT ABOUT HISTORY HOW IN THE FUCK.
After giving it careful consideration I have realized that most of the time I've bitched about wanting and not having a girlfriend I have actually been full of shit and didn't need a girlfriend because I couldn't handle that shit. What makes these days different is the amount of absolute bullshit I have been through since the end of last summer and now which has forced me to grow up a lot very quickly, which is OK because I was an immature little jackass when I started school at Tech. I'm pretty sure these days I could probably manage a ladyfriend in there but god knows when I'm actually going to work up the balls to try and get some.
MY FIRST TRUE LOVE IS DRUGS fuck having your first true love be some snotty girl in high school like half the shitheads my age will say, drugs have treated me better than women ever have, even in the bad times when I've been holding knives at my friends while tripping.
Well OK maybe speed has treated me pretty bad but thats speed its not really a recreational drug by any stretch of the imagination UNLESS YOU'RE AN IDIOT. Oh man I pretty much explained the meth epidemic there its natural selection. All the hillbillies are gonna grind their teeth away after smoking a massive batch of meth with 92% pseudoephedrine impurity and dissapear forever.
Wow my head just got floaty and numb this 2:1 ratio vodka:oj screwdriver is really workin wonders
fuck this ive been sitting here writing too long now im bored im gonna go smoke some pot later dudez
I'm back in school, taking 12 fucking credit hours to essentially make up the entirety of Fall Semester 2004, which was wasted at NM Tech on bullshit that I didn't like and didn't pass either. And you know, taking stuff you actually like is pretty cool. Plus, I got reminded just how much I missed going to school with girls after 4 years of high school with a minimal amount of them and a semester at NM Tech, which is barren of female contact. One time I went two weeks without even seeing a girl there. It was bad.
Now I am surrounded by hot chicks and am completely inept and confused as to what I should do, considering how many of the past 10 years of my life were spent with as little female contact as possible. Its just like high school.
Hi journal I am going to bitch about women some more in a bit :)
ARE YOU DRUNK YET
no. but I'm gettin there
man sometimes I feel like Dennis fucking Miller making a hilarious joke about some girl's skirt being too small and seeing her cookie or some shit using the Habsburg Empire or some other crap that you should fucking know if you ever took world history as an analogy or source material and NOBODY FUCKING LAUGHS AT IT because I am a fucking history nerd and NOBODY RETAINS SHIT ABOUT HISTORY HOW IN THE FUCK.
After giving it careful consideration I have realized that most of the time I've bitched about wanting and not having a girlfriend I have actually been full of shit and didn't need a girlfriend because I couldn't handle that shit. What makes these days different is the amount of absolute bullshit I have been through since the end of last summer and now which has forced me to grow up a lot very quickly, which is OK because I was an immature little jackass when I started school at Tech. I'm pretty sure these days I could probably manage a ladyfriend in there but god knows when I'm actually going to work up the balls to try and get some.
MY FIRST TRUE LOVE IS DRUGS fuck having your first true love be some snotty girl in high school like half the shitheads my age will say, drugs have treated me better than women ever have, even in the bad times when I've been holding knives at my friends while tripping.
Well OK maybe speed has treated me pretty bad but thats speed its not really a recreational drug by any stretch of the imagination UNLESS YOU'RE AN IDIOT. Oh man I pretty much explained the meth epidemic there its natural selection. All the hillbillies are gonna grind their teeth away after smoking a massive batch of meth with 92% pseudoephedrine impurity and dissapear forever.
Wow my head just got floaty and numb this 2:1 ratio vodka:oj screwdriver is really workin wonders
fuck this ive been sitting here writing too long now im bored im gonna go smoke some pot later dudez