HOW TO ROLL A CIGARETTE - A GUIDE
This is a photodocumentary of an 18 year old who just woke up after a night of shrooms and chronic/guide on rolling a satisfing smoke.
STEP ONE
Wake up, preferably after a night of substance abuse, as I have in this picture. Decide you need your morning (or in this case, early afternoon) smoke and you want it the old fashioned way - unfiltered and satisfying.
STEP TWO
Gather your supplies. In this picture you can see my choice of rolling tobacco (Bali Shag is as good as it fucking gets fyi), a rolling paper, and a rolling tip. I like rolling tips because they help shape the cigarette and keep all the nasty strings and shake from flying into your mouth, while not filtering the smoke in the least.
STEP THREE
Throw that tobacco right in that paper and fluff that shit up. Start rolling it into the shape of a cigarette.
STEP FOUR - OPTIONAL
Throw that rolling tip in there.
STEP FIVE
Pretend the gummed part of the paper are the soft labial folds of your lover and lick it gently, but with enough lubrication to wet it. You don't want your ladyfriend to get mad at you, and rolling papers are just as fickle as bitches. You fuck this up and you have to reroll with a new paper.
STEP SIX
Revel in your glory.
STEP SEVEN
Get prepped to smoke it. Draw in, taste the delicate and subtle flavors of the tobacco. Optionally, if you used Bali Shag, pop a boner because it tastes so good.
STEP EIGHT
Light up.
STEP NINE
Enjoy.
I hope you enjoyed this simple and informative guide.
I have a splitting headache from the shroom burn and am dead tired for the same reason, so I think I'm going to go to bed.
STEP ONE
Wake up, preferably after a night of substance abuse, as I have in this picture. Decide you need your morning (or in this case, early afternoon) smoke and you want it the old fashioned way - unfiltered and satisfying.
STEP TWO
Gather your supplies. In this picture you can see my choice of rolling tobacco (Bali Shag is as good as it fucking gets fyi), a rolling paper, and a rolling tip. I like rolling tips because they help shape the cigarette and keep all the nasty strings and shake from flying into your mouth, while not filtering the smoke in the least.
STEP THREE
Throw that tobacco right in that paper and fluff that shit up. Start rolling it into the shape of a cigarette.
STEP FOUR - OPTIONAL
Throw that rolling tip in there.
STEP FIVE
Pretend the gummed part of the paper are the soft labial folds of your lover and lick it gently, but with enough lubrication to wet it. You don't want your ladyfriend to get mad at you, and rolling papers are just as fickle as bitches. You fuck this up and you have to reroll with a new paper.
STEP SIX
Revel in your glory.
STEP SEVEN
Get prepped to smoke it. Draw in, taste the delicate and subtle flavors of the tobacco. Optionally, if you used Bali Shag, pop a boner because it tastes so good.
STEP EIGHT
Light up.
STEP NINE
Enjoy.
I hope you enjoyed this simple and informative guide.
I have a splitting headache from the shroom burn and am dead tired for the same reason, so I think I'm going to go to bed.