Everywhere you look now...
This has been one busy week.
Co-team-member(what they call employees in PR magazines) Williams is recovering from ligament damage reconstructive surgery or somethin like that. So guess who works while he's gone? That's right Jesus... or me if you really wanna know the truth and all..
The job is easy, but doing it every single day in long hours is mighty tedious and boring, especially when it's not busy. But it's alright, I've made mad cash this week, and have come across some great members of society.
-I'm at the bank because Mo tells me to go there everyday. As I try to leave the drive thru, the genius that is me backs into a black guy in a cadillac. Here's me thinking I'm dead fucking meat and my license is gone, but lo and behold. The guy comes out and theres no damage, a scratch or two, but he's just cool. I appreaciated his greatness..
-Yesterday(wedensday) I'm leaving work, so happy that Daniel finally came in, I almost back into a guy with his family. I still say it was his fault for being alive, but they never listen to logic these people. The best thing ever occurrs however, as he gives me the sarcastic slow clap for my actions. I quickly take a bow thanking my audience and then drive away.
-Today I'm driving down west orange, get lost in roseland looking for barton drive. I finally find my way to the street to give a short stop turn. I look in the rearview mirror to see the greatest middle finger given in the history of man. Slow, yet eerily inevitable, like the eye of a hurricane, and it dissapeared just as quick. I was stunned in amazement, dissapointed that I didn't bring my digital camera, so I give the guy a little wave and then make my turn. I win again.
I still have the rest of the week to finish off. I wonder how many more great men lie before me. Life is so fucking interesting.
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Co-team-member(what they call employees in PR magazines) Williams is recovering from ligament damage reconstructive surgery or somethin like that. So guess who works while he's gone? That's right Jesus... or me if you really wanna know the truth and all..
The job is easy, but doing it every single day in long hours is mighty tedious and boring, especially when it's not busy. But it's alright, I've made mad cash this week, and have come across some great members of society.
-I'm at the bank because Mo tells me to go there everyday. As I try to leave the drive thru, the genius that is me backs into a black guy in a cadillac. Here's me thinking I'm dead fucking meat and my license is gone, but lo and behold. The guy comes out and theres no damage, a scratch or two, but he's just cool. I appreaciated his greatness..
-Yesterday(wedensday) I'm leaving work, so happy that Daniel finally came in, I almost back into a guy with his family. I still say it was his fault for being alive, but they never listen to logic these people. The best thing ever occurrs however, as he gives me the sarcastic slow clap for my actions. I quickly take a bow thanking my audience and then drive away.
-Today I'm driving down west orange, get lost in roseland looking for barton drive. I finally find my way to the street to give a short stop turn. I look in the rearview mirror to see the greatest middle finger given in the history of man. Slow, yet eerily inevitable, like the eye of a hurricane, and it dissapeared just as quick. I was stunned in amazement, dissapointed that I didn't bring my digital camera, so I give the guy a little wave and then make my turn. I win again.
I still have the rest of the week to finish off. I wonder how many more great men lie before me. Life is so fucking interesting.
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