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[mrpuzuzu]

You are sitting at your desk. There is a computer in front of you that is open to livejournal. It seems that mrpuzuzu has just updated his blog.

You hear an odd gurgling sound coming from the next room.

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[shadowcynic]

eat computer

[mrpuzuzu]

You try to eat your computer, but it turns out it's made of steel and plastic.

Your mouth is now bleeding profusely.

[pete23]

> mimic gurgle

[mrpuzuzu]

You mimic the gurgle as best you can. It makes your throat hurt.

[pete23]

> clone new trachea using stem cells

[mrpuzuzu]

You use the Mr. Science! lab sitting on your coffee table to make a new trachea. You slide it in to replace the old one.

Your throat no longer hurts.

[mrpuzuzu]

You post a comment about how mrpuzuzu is the most awesomest person to have ever existed in the history of the world. It immediately receives hundreds of comments that say you are 100% correct.

[baronlaw]

I fire "Magic Missile" at the sound!

[mrpuzuzu]

Unfortunately, the sound is not located in the darkness, so your magic missile has no effect.

[baronlaw]

I log onto Google and search for "Odd Gurgling Sounds"

[mrpuzuzu]

You come upon an entry states that odd gurgling sounds are usually the result of problems with the plumbing.

[artistic_chaos]

> go to next room

[mrpuzuzu]

You enter the kitchen.

Oh dear! It seems that someone has left the kitchen faucet on. The sink is overflowing with water.

[artistic_chaos]

Turn off faucet.

[mrpuzuzu]

You use your trusty crescent wrench to shut off the water. Good work!

A thought strikes you. You didn't leave the faucet on. Who did?