detoxify

[mrpuppet]

i got a job. yay.

now i get to shove cranberry juice down my throat until noon -

then i get to piss it all out

then at one thirty i get to drink this fruit punch flavored detoxify drink

then i get to piss..a lot.

then i get to drive to a clinic

and prove i dont do drugs.

all of this over some pot. it is very silly.

but its all good.

im getting paid more now and i get to work some crazy overnight hours, which i actually like.

and i get weekends off.

so now im overly happy blockbuster fired me.

fuck them.
fuck cranberry juice.

and fuck drug tests.

bickity bam!