Unleashing the Black within me........
Funny shit tonight. Tried to scalp tickets into the Nickelback concert just for the hell of it. Walked up to the guy and said I was looking for 3 tickets. He said, okay 80 bucks each. I said I was looking to pay around 20. He said fuck off. Well not really, but he said it subtly. He said okay, just give me one minute, and then proceeded to walk away and never come back. Ah well, it was a nice night. Then later I played the longest game of pool with a pile of girls a number of whom had no idea how to play. After finally getting down to the 8 ball, they sink it and scratch. Then I came back and my neighbor drops by dressed in spandex knee-highs and a marching band coat thingy. She was crazy 80's woman, coming to save me from the Treacherous Chemistry that was enslaving me. Out of gratitude I joined her as her faithful sidekick Flip-Thug boy. I then proceeded to walk around with pants pretty much below my knees, a bandaid over my cheek, a really low touque, and a clock around my neck not to mention a tie-die wife beater. I was saving people from random shit that they were busy with, and I also figured out why thugs walk the way they do. It's cuz its the most comfortable way to walk with pants that low. Then the floor rec-room, which was empty 2 minutes ago happened to be filled with a majority of the floor for some god-damned reason. Well that didn't exactly go over as planned. Then I learned the moonwalk. And I swear to you, that this night involved no drugs/alcohol/dreaming/wild orgies of any kind although you might suspect it would've. Just to show you that you can do really stupid shit without the aid of crap like that. The only problem is that you really don't have a good excuse for it. I don't think I can sleep tonight.....