And he's back for more!
Can you believe it? I'm still here biotch! Can't get rid of me, you must know that by now!
Actually, I should be doing some studying to stay ahead of class, but doesn't that sound so boring?
That's right!!
I'd much rather update this inane journal entry that bears no signifigance in my life as opposed to my college education which will effect the direction of my life until the day I die. *gasps for air*
But seriously folks, I'm glad your still tunning in. The ratings seem to be sky rocketing and we've just begun with the slap stick humor that I conjure up magically for you every weekday and weekend at a random hour that I so deem necessary as an appropriate time to fill you in on the days events. *another gasp for air*
So! On to my pertinent matters. Such as my day! Nothing exciting at all, yet again. Don't you just love it? I did have a full day off, which was fantastic. I rather enjoy them. I might have Tuesdays free for a while, which is such a treat. Usually, when school starts, I don't have any days off to get down and dirty with my chores.
hah, yeah I do chores. I'm so gay!
Come on people, let's be a little more mature? I don't expect much except for that.
So tommorrow I have school at 10. So, naturally, I am waking up at 7 to leave a little before 8 so I can make it a little before 10, since the traffic licks absolute monkey balls.
How monkey balls taste, or how it can be absolute is beyond my comprehension, and your attention spand apparently.
I'm selling this journal to the crowd, so they will listen to my story in short bursts throughout my rants. My rants have little to do with my story, the latter making up 2% of my journal entry. I need fire, death, murder and car chases to get your attention! And god being my witness, I'll have to murder someone. All for the sake of good Ratings!!!
Yes, three exclamation points. THAT is definitely (as the knockaround guys call it)- SUUURIOUS.
Why am I bothering?
Because I'm procrastinating with my Homework duty, duh. I thought you'd catch on by now.
Pst, I'm currently laying in my bed with no sheets...cause their washing....! I'm such a rebel! I hope my mother doesn't catch me....*snicker*......
......
...
I'm pathetic. I know.
Moving on.
I am using this heating bad, which is working brilliantly. For anyone who doesn't know, which is anyone who isnt an ex-girlfriend, I have back problems. My back hurts every morning man. I need a chiropractor. They should ease the pain for like 5 minutes, which would be better than no minutes. And they get thousands of dollars for it! EVERYBODY WINS!
-This abruptly ended journal was brought to you by the support the Batts foundation. No animals or sexy woman were injured during the journal entry, only molested.
-Adios!
Actually, I should be doing some studying to stay ahead of class, but doesn't that sound so boring?
That's right!!
I'd much rather update this inane journal entry that bears no signifigance in my life as opposed to my college education which will effect the direction of my life until the day I die. *gasps for air*
But seriously folks, I'm glad your still tunning in. The ratings seem to be sky rocketing and we've just begun with the slap stick humor that I conjure up magically for you every weekday and weekend at a random hour that I so deem necessary as an appropriate time to fill you in on the days events. *another gasp for air*
So! On to my pertinent matters. Such as my day! Nothing exciting at all, yet again. Don't you just love it? I did have a full day off, which was fantastic. I rather enjoy them. I might have Tuesdays free for a while, which is such a treat. Usually, when school starts, I don't have any days off to get down and dirty with my chores.
hah, yeah I do chores. I'm so gay!
Come on people, let's be a little more mature? I don't expect much except for that.
So tommorrow I have school at 10. So, naturally, I am waking up at 7 to leave a little before 8 so I can make it a little before 10, since the traffic licks absolute monkey balls.
How monkey balls taste, or how it can be absolute is beyond my comprehension, and your attention spand apparently.
I'm selling this journal to the crowd, so they will listen to my story in short bursts throughout my rants. My rants have little to do with my story, the latter making up 2% of my journal entry. I need fire, death, murder and car chases to get your attention! And god being my witness, I'll have to murder someone. All for the sake of good Ratings!!!
Yes, three exclamation points. THAT is definitely (as the knockaround guys call it)- SUUURIOUS.
Why am I bothering?
Because I'm procrastinating with my Homework duty, duh. I thought you'd catch on by now.
Pst, I'm currently laying in my bed with no sheets...cause their washing....! I'm such a rebel! I hope my mother doesn't catch me....*snicker*......
......
...
I'm pathetic. I know.
Moving on.
I am using this heating bad, which is working brilliantly. For anyone who doesn't know, which is anyone who isnt an ex-girlfriend, I have back problems. My back hurts every morning man. I need a chiropractor. They should ease the pain for like 5 minutes, which would be better than no minutes. And they get thousands of dollars for it! EVERYBODY WINS!
-This abruptly ended journal was brought to you by the support the Batts foundation. No animals or sexy woman were injured during the journal entry, only molested.
-Adios!