livejournal, more like, DEADJOURNAL
long time no see fellow journalianssans. or should i say, long time no...pee? probably not. so how bout that pedro martinez, possibly to the mets, hm? how intriguing a thought that would be considered for later viewage possibilities of the mind and the soul and maybe even the heart, sarcophogously speaking of course. anywho! or should i say, any...poo? still, probably not. as most of the world can see, i am quite bored, and in 1st period study, what a WAIST of time. so now, i will take this time to tell jokes that my older brother steve made up and thought were hilarious. but they werent.
-what do astronauts eat in space?
*milky ways! haaaaaaaaaaa, stop laughing now.
-why did cookie monster cross the road?
*because the chicken was on vacation! terrible.
and finally, one that people actually find surprisingly funny... (cough, md and megan, cough)
-one day, there was a snail that wanted to go for a morning drive in his beautiful city of paris. since his name was steve, he painted a large S on the top of his car so that everyone would know his name. while speeding past a french couple, he overheard one of them say, "wow, look at that S-car-go!"
HAHAHAH! get jokes??? probably not u idiot, escargo is french for snail. god, u moron...
-what do astronauts eat in space?
*milky ways! haaaaaaaaaaa, stop laughing now.
-why did cookie monster cross the road?
*because the chicken was on vacation! terrible.
and finally, one that people actually find surprisingly funny... (cough, md and megan, cough)
-one day, there was a snail that wanted to go for a morning drive in his beautiful city of paris. since his name was steve, he painted a large S on the top of his car so that everyone would know his name. while speeding past a french couple, he overheard one of them say, "wow, look at that S-car-go!"
HAHAHAH! get jokes??? probably not u idiot, escargo is french for snail. god, u moron...