ADVENTURES OF FUTURE PLOOP

[mrploop]

A Ploops son came home from school and asked his dad the nefarious MR. PLOOP, "Lord Ploop, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"

"Well, Plooptin, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."

"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, Plooptin , have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"