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Sometimes all you can do is pray like hell and hold on tight.
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One of the biggest disappointments in my life recently has been discovering that cigarettes do not bend. When I was little I watched an awful lot of cartoons and characters who smoked were often fated to mishaps that would find them lying on the floor, leaning against a wall, or propped up in a door frame with a forlorn, bemused look on their faces, smoking a stubby cigarette bent into a zig-zag pattern. It’s almost iconic in my head. But when I fall or run into something or am involved in a terrific coincidence of forces my cigarettes just break, and I’m left with half a tube of bitter tobacco that tastes like cold smoke. Nothing is worse than the flavor of a re-burn, so lighting what is left is simply out of the question. On television, even villains get to finish their smoke. I just get a wasted stick of cancer that I want nothing to do with.
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One of the biggest disappointments in my life recently has been discovering that cigarettes do not bend. When I was little I watched an awful lot of cartoons and characters who smoked were often fated to mishaps that would find them lying on the floor, leaning against a wall, or propped up in a door frame with a forlorn, bemused look on their faces, smoking a stubby cigarette bent into a zig-zag pattern. It’s almost iconic in my head. But when I fall or run into something or am involved in a terrific coincidence of forces my cigarettes just break, and I’m left with half a tube of bitter tobacco that tastes like cold smoke. Nothing is worse than the flavor of a re-burn, so lighting what is left is simply out of the question. On television, even villains get to finish their smoke. I just get a wasted stick of cancer that I want nothing to do with.