Update Thinga Majig Thingy
Man. That sucked nuts. My tum-tum totally hurt so much. I really felt like getting up to call my madre to go home. Then, like, right as I got up I guess my tummy went, 'That's right, he is up, cut the pain, we're gonna make him go through school.'
Yeah, call me weird, I don't care.
I can see it now, the commercial for the awesome perfume called:
(Anal) Dissapation*
*(Like I said, go ahead and call me weird, I don't care.)
That totally rolls off the tongue, don'tcha think? It sounds sorta french. Damn frenchie french people, with their french clothes...and french...stuff. Yeah, that's right, I'm talkin' about you frenchie.
''Is my fort ready yet frenchie?''
You may have noticed I didn't capatilize any of the words pertaining to the country france. That is because I don't think it to be a real country. I don't think we should ever have to consult france to do anything. I would rather live in the God damn U.S. of A. than live in God damn france.
''FIRE ZE MIZZILES!!
But I am le tired.
Okay, take a short nap, but then FIRE ZE MIZZILES!!''
But in all seriousness, I think the first order of bussiness from now on is for all the countries in the world with nukes (Besides france of course, unless they want to.) is to say 'Fuck it, let's stop fighting for just a momeny.' Then they should all target france. (See, if france wants to they can I guess, no harm, no foul.) And then I don't have to care about God damn frenchies thinkin' they're better than me and pussin' out on EVERY GOD DAMN THING!
Man, it makes me feel sloppy to not capatilize all the words pertaining to france. But...fuck it.
If you were offended by this post, then you can do one of two things:
Go move to france, and begin fucking yourself until france gets blown of the face off the fucking Earth with nukes, or:
Come to my house, and complain until I come outside, kick your ass for being a french-puss bastard, and then throw your dead rotting carcass of the face off the planet myself, not waiting for the nukes to do it for me.
Thank you and good night. Peace and love to everyone. (Except those God damn frenchies.)
..:SkyBeaR:..
(P.S. Whom misses Emiwho Poo-poo Snufoo sooo much that his tum-tum hurt.)
(P.S.S. And she knows she is the coolest most kickass (or kicknuts) person on the face of the planet.)
(P.S.S.S. Ichy leeby dime to Emily! (She knows what it means.))
''And I disagree with you. Emily is the coolest most kickass chick I've had the pleasure of knowing. And I have to say, although I dunno how without sounding dumb, you are awesomely prettyful hot. I've found you attractive for a while.''
And I swares it. ::hugs and bunches of kisses to Emily Reefer::
..:SkyBeaR:..
Yeah, call me weird, I don't care.
I can see it now, the commercial for the awesome perfume called:
(Anal) Dissapation*
*(Like I said, go ahead and call me weird, I don't care.)
That totally rolls off the tongue, don'tcha think? It sounds sorta french. Damn frenchie french people, with their french clothes...and french...stuff. Yeah, that's right, I'm talkin' about you frenchie.
''Is my fort ready yet frenchie?''
You may have noticed I didn't capatilize any of the words pertaining to the country france. That is because I don't think it to be a real country. I don't think we should ever have to consult france to do anything. I would rather live in the God damn U.S. of A. than live in God damn france.
''FIRE ZE MIZZILES!!
But I am le tired.
Okay, take a short nap, but then FIRE ZE MIZZILES!!''
But in all seriousness, I think the first order of bussiness from now on is for all the countries in the world with nukes (Besides france of course, unless they want to.) is to say 'Fuck it, let's stop fighting for just a momeny.' Then they should all target france. (See, if france wants to they can I guess, no harm, no foul.) And then I don't have to care about God damn frenchies thinkin' they're better than me and pussin' out on EVERY GOD DAMN THING!
Man, it makes me feel sloppy to not capatilize all the words pertaining to france. But...fuck it.
If you were offended by this post, then you can do one of two things:
Go move to france, and begin fucking yourself until france gets blown of the face off the fucking Earth with nukes, or:
Come to my house, and complain until I come outside, kick your ass for being a french-puss bastard, and then throw your dead rotting carcass of the face off the planet myself, not waiting for the nukes to do it for me.
Thank you and good night. Peace and love to everyone. (Except those God damn frenchies.)
..:SkyBeaR:..
(P.S. Whom misses Emiwho Poo-poo Snufoo sooo much that his tum-tum hurt.)
(P.S.S. And she knows she is the coolest most kickass (or kicknuts) person on the face of the planet.)
(P.S.S.S. Ichy leeby dime to Emily! (She knows what it means.))
''And I disagree with you. Emily is the coolest most kickass chick I've had the pleasure of knowing. And I have to say, although I dunno how without sounding dumb, you are awesomely prettyful hot. I've found you attractive for a while.''
And I swares it. ::hugs and bunches of kisses to Emily Reefer::
..:SkyBeaR:..