HEADLINE of the Month!
"MINISTER FORMS CHURCH OF THE HOKEY POKEY!"
-- The Weekly World News
"When we say 'Put your left foot in,' it shows commitment, and that everyone is subject to the same rules. And when we say 'Take your left foot out,' it shows that nothing is permanent, that to every season there is a left foot in, and a left foot out."
-- Minister Wally Hucklebuck of the Hokey-Pokey Church (according to the WWN)