(no subject)
Monday, September 20th
Dear Occupants of Stuen 108:
I greatly enjoyed our conversation earlier this evening. I am glad to see such friendly and outgoing people living on this campus. We had never seen each other before in out lives, and yet you seemed to be completely comfortable asking me over, to have a drink, what my name was. I also take your complements towards my girlfriend as a sign of approval, though I don't think she was fond of your choice of words. One thing troubles me, though: your level of intoxication on a Monday night such as this. Not even 10 days into the semester, you have become drunk to the point of stumbling and slurred speech. Were this a weekend, and possibly off campus, I wouldn't express my concerns. However, your obvious drinking on campus, as evidenced by the cans you and your friends were carrying, is a bit worrisome. I hope that if you had any trouble, Campus Safety was there to help.
Enjoy the remainder of your evening,
"That guy that lives over there"
Dear Occupants of Stuen 108:
I greatly enjoyed our conversation earlier this evening. I am glad to see such friendly and outgoing people living on this campus. We had never seen each other before in out lives, and yet you seemed to be completely comfortable asking me over, to have a drink, what my name was. I also take your complements towards my girlfriend as a sign of approval, though I don't think she was fond of your choice of words. One thing troubles me, though: your level of intoxication on a Monday night such as this. Not even 10 days into the semester, you have become drunk to the point of stumbling and slurred speech. Were this a weekend, and possibly off campus, I wouldn't express my concerns. However, your obvious drinking on campus, as evidenced by the cans you and your friends were carrying, is a bit worrisome. I hope that if you had any trouble, Campus Safety was there to help.
Enjoy the remainder of your evening,
"That guy that lives over there"