"The Antisipation is killing me, sir"
God i'm having a good day today. This may sound horrible but now i'm glad i didn't go with brandon. I slept until 11 am. I watched 3 movies. Played on the computer doing literally nothing. And talked on the phone. That's it. I'm so loving it. But i can't wait until i get back on the road with brandon again. I wish he would just come over with Margaret Chou, get in my bed, and we'd cuddle and laugh our asses off at her.
"and then....*pop* Her PUSSY EXPLODED!!!"
"Hello, My name is Gwen and I'm here to wash your VAGINA. Wait! No I'm not. Where Am I? I'm here to renew my drivers license. Earth To Gwen! No, no, no mam, no, no, no there is no need for security. I JUST NEED AN EYE TEST!!!"
"Hey All Of You In The Back With Your Signs, I Want To Marry My Dog. FUCK YOU!!! THAT IS THE DUMBEST FUCKING THING I'VE EVER HEARD!!"
god i love her. I could watch Margaret Chou with brandon all day long. But not alone, i want someone to laugh with. Which reminds me, i have to get him to watch Eddy Izzard. *downloads him, margaret chou, and ellen degeneres*
<3
"and then....*pop* Her PUSSY EXPLODED!!!"
"Hello, My name is Gwen and I'm here to wash your VAGINA. Wait! No I'm not. Where Am I? I'm here to renew my drivers license. Earth To Gwen! No, no, no mam, no, no, no there is no need for security. I JUST NEED AN EYE TEST!!!"
"Hey All Of You In The Back With Your Signs, I Want To Marry My Dog. FUCK YOU!!! THAT IS THE DUMBEST FUCKING THING I'VE EVER HEARD!!"
god i love her. I could watch Margaret Chou with brandon all day long. But not alone, i want someone to laugh with. Which reminds me, i have to get him to watch Eddy Izzard. *downloads him, margaret chou, and ellen degeneres*
<3