RP: With pure crack. Aka, the Hannibals.

[mrmoneypenny]

There's a place called Mars
Where the women smoke cigars
And the men wear bikinis
And the children drink martinis
And every breath you take
Is enough to kill a snake
And when the snake is dead
You put roses on its head
And when the roses die
You put diamonds in its eye
And when the diamonds crack
You put mustard on its back
And when the mustard fades
You call the king of spades
And when the king is dead

...you've probably reached the amazing land of cracktastic alternate Milliways.