Protein shakes
I bought a new kind of protein shakes because they were on sale. "European Whey" it said. I've had two shakes on consecutive days, and both times I got the runs so bad I nearly soiled my pants. I guess that more or less explains why Europe is the way it is.
Now I have this big tub of chocolate laxative mix. I can probably get 60 or 70 drinks out of it. I will need to buy bulk packs of Imodium so I don't have to throw this stuff out. Wait, I think the Imodium will cost me more than I would lose by throwing it out. That's not right.
Now I have this big tub of chocolate laxative mix. I can probably get 60 or 70 drinks out of it. I will need to buy bulk packs of Imodium so I don't have to throw this stuff out. Wait, I think the Imodium will cost me more than I would lose by throwing it out. That's not right.