1 down, 9 to go
OK, so my parents, God bless their crazy selves, decided (despite all evidence to the contrary) that I am still fit to be left alone for ten days. They left this morning.
So far, I've spent apartment-to-my-self time:
-drinking Bloody Marys by the pitcher
-watching softcore (cable) porn on the widescreen (in High Definition)
-blasting sing-along music through their stereo, and singing along while watching muted porn
-baking six dozen (give or take a few) cookies, for class tomorrow
-revising my Philosophy paper, for class tomorrow
If thats not productive, I don't know what is.
Also, an interesting fact I recently came across: high doses (500mg+) of the active ingredient in Dramamine (some antihistamine) makes you hallucinate hardcore (you have complex conversations with people who are not there, and everything turns into a living nightmare, superimposed over, but indistinguishable from, reality at some point). Remember kids, knowledge is power.
So far, I've spent apartment-to-my-self time:
-drinking Bloody Marys by the pitcher
-watching softcore (cable) porn on the widescreen (in High Definition)
-blasting sing-along music through their stereo, and singing along while watching muted porn
-baking six dozen (give or take a few) cookies, for class tomorrow
-revising my Philosophy paper, for class tomorrow
If thats not productive, I don't know what is.
Also, an interesting fact I recently came across: high doses (500mg+) of the active ingredient in Dramamine (some antihistamine) makes you hallucinate hardcore (you have complex conversations with people who are not there, and everything turns into a living nightmare, superimposed over, but indistinguishable from, reality at some point). Remember kids, knowledge is power.