Evil hackers beware

[mrmmond]

My cell phone got a virus. I lost most of the numbers stored on it (whichever ones weren't on my SIM card). If I stop calling any of you who might expect a call, it's not because I'm a dick -- it's because some hacker somewhere is a dick.

To the evil fuck who killed my phone: I'm going to find you and hurt you. Or find you and send you an angry, strongly worded letter.