Internet Conversational GOLD BABY LUV IT WITH NO LJCUT

Oct 01, 2008 21:27

JAIR® says:
yay sex!
JAIR® says:
yay filthy talk! woo hoo
JAIR® says:
I hope this is at least mildly entertaining you
P-kitti says:
lmao
JAIR® says:
yay
JAIR® says:
yay does that mean I get oprah point and get to lose 10lbs from good karma in that I have done one random act of kindness in making someone who feels sick laugh
P-kitti says:
you are funny
JAIR® says:
?
P-kitti says:
thanks sniffle
JAIR® says:
yay now I just need to do two more good things and I'll be able to fit those size 32 jeans
JAIR® says:
sorry my sense of humour is weird and I've locked myself in my room and m listening to eighties pop music getting high
P-kitti says:
oh no. I knew there was a reason pat benatar sang love is a battlefield
JAIR® says:
oh yeah
JAIR® says:
so I would have cheesy 80's bitch tracks to listen too
JAIR® says:
Omg I've got dishpan hands
P-kitti says:
Ok. LOL. I hope that u come out of the 80s
JAIR® says:
I even bought palmolive, I thought this wasn't suppose to happen
JAIR® says:
I think they should re-introduce the madge commercials to TV but in the new version madge is actually a gay man
JAIR® says:
it would be fantastic
JAIR® says:
his name would of course be madge
JAIR® says:
madge with no vag
JAIR® says:
YES
P-kitti says:
oh no. Use zee
JAIR® says:
huh?
P-kitti says:
oh no. Use moisturerizer
P-kitti says:
stupid iPhone. I am a little stoned too
JAIR® says:
ok now for your y&m magazine most embarassing moment pole question:
JAIR® says:
whats is the most questionable or yucky product you have ever used as a lubricant for sexual intercourse?
JAIR® says:
?
P-kitti says:
margarine
JAIR® says:
oh my
JAIR® says:
was it good or uncomfortable
P-kitti says:
margarine
JAIR® says:
?
JAIR® says:
Hawaiin tropic tanning lotion
P-kitti says:
no, not good
JAIR® says:
it was ok acceot for that coconut smelll
P-kitti says:
ewww. I have used that too
JAIR® says:
were you on a beach?
JAIR® says:
i was he he
P-kitti says:
I hear ya
JAIR® says:
see isn't this little game of internet truth or dare fun
P-kitti says:
I don't recall the location. I have had lots of sex
JAIR® says:
I know and I will never be able to catch up no matter how I try (younger) *glows*
JAIR® says:
*laughs*
JAIR® says:
I hope you can take joke cause I'm silly
P-kitti says:
it isn't about age baby  I can and love to fuck
P-kitti says:
yup
JAIR® says:
I know isn't it weird that there are non sexual people out there
JAIR® says:
its just not them and they just don't get it
P-kitti says:
don't really think of them honestly,
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