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and left the rest of the page blank. thats right, i am hardcore. he did not really like this, but at least he knew who was in charge. Soooo, my mom payed a ridiculous amount of money for me to torment this 60 year old man for 2 hours, and i get to do it again next wednesday. oh yeah, and my mom told him that i am into music, so he asked me if i had recorded any music, and i replied yes. so he said that he wanted to hear and to bring it in next time. i think i will bring in norma jean. that will prolley affect his thoughts of me, thinking that i created that music, but hey what the heck,and his conclusion and analysis will be abit skewed, but maybe i will get some prozak out of the deal or something. i should totally play with him and tell him i have all sorts of symptoms like random outbursts of profanity. or the fear that i will be in a public place and will not be able to find a clean public restroom in time,... and my blatter will explode. man will that be fun. then i will tell about how my parents used to burn my underarms with lit cigarettes whenever i was bad. or about when they locked me in my room for so long that i had to poop on the floor until it was ankle deep and my feet rotted of from the poo-poo. wait they might get in trouble for that one, so maybe ill scratch that. so, i think there is a public hanging show tonight, but im not going, because i have no money to get in, the other bands suck, and they will prolley not do a good show because i think they are playing another show right before, but way across the state. oh well. norma jean is coming up, and that makes everything better. i put CaLea on a 2 week program to liking Norma Jizzle. I started her out with brand new, and soon she will be ready for thursday, then mewithoutyou, and then she will be ready for that wonderful, pulchritudinous piece of audio heaven known as Norma Jean. i reccommend this easy 4 step program for all of you. well, its good to be back in the lj game. what am i talking about? the lj game? its just a stupid journal online that your friends can read. gosh, its not some kind of competition where u see who can have the coolest journal, or the fanciest text or something, right? besides if it was, ... i would win. i'm not cocky, im just confident... no im cocky. adios amigos. Oh Yeah! next Saturday is going to be the greatest undercover abduction mission ever! i hope it all comes together. if you don't understand this, "don't talk about it". i hate that phrase, but i think it works quite well in this context. plus i like the sound of it. snappy, yet clever. goodbye. frum dan. i prolley wont hear from you agian for another 4 and a half years, but fine...if that's the way u want it. (crying)