Jul 17, 2007 11:18
You know what I hate? When you are in a town like, say, Kansas City, for several days and it is no fun at all, and you have to leave the next day. And then you discover the giant Barnes & Noble. And then you find out that free food is easy to get because people toss out to-go boxes from nice restaurants constantly. And then you find a nice roof to sleep on. And then you find that the numerous fountains are full of change that you can fish out. And then you find that you can use said change to buy coffee and a bagel from the decent coffee shop, and that if you do so, the cute barista (with the really nice big booty, seriously, you could ogle it forever, sorry if that's sexist or objectifying or whatever but it's true) will notice that you ordered soy milk in your coffee and you look dirty and you paid in damp change and correctly deduce that you are a freegan traveler and give you a free, tasty, day-old sammich. And you will realize that it tastes good. And then you realize that this town is pretty alright after all.
Oh well. Shit happens.