May 24, 2007 03:48
"Fuck you, asshole. I'm going to stab out your eye and then shit in your eyehole."
"I'm going to carve out your nipple and the flesh behind it to make a little tunnel, and then I'm going to fuck and cum in your breast. I hate you. You fucking cunt. I'm going to kill you. Fucker."
"I'm going to rip out your teeth and then carve my name in you. With your teeth. I hate you so much."
"you have no female friends, because the only reason to be your friend is that you have huge fucking titties. Titties which I am going to cut off and wear as a hat."
"you had better be taking notes on these, because there will be a quiz, and if you fail anything on the quiz, I will put funnels in all your orifices. All of them. I will put funnels in your ass, your pussy, your mouth, your ears, your nostrils, and maybe your eyes, I might carve out your eyes so I can fit more funnels, and then I will slowly drip molten lead into you and you will die painfully and horribly."
"I'm going to make you sit with your knee at a 90 degree angle and then I'm going to turn your leg like a crank until it breaks off, and then I'm going to break your leg bone into little shards that I will stab you in the face with. And then I will pull out your eye but leave the stalk attached so you can watch me pull out your other eye."
"You're a fucking bitch and I'm going to rub my shit in your eyes and rape you with a big hardened log of shit. I'm going to rape you with shit. Fuck you."
"I'm going to prolapse your colon and force you to eat it."
"I'm also going to cut off your clit and make you eat it."
"With shit."