I'm so ashamed...
I meant to post this picture way back when it actually happened, but somehow never got around to it.
I went down to Orlando for Christmas to visit friends and family, and of course this is what happens to me on my first night back in town:
Being a "virgin" at a midnight showing of Rocky Horror Picture Show leads to homo-erotic fellatio.
But don't worry, I wasn't actually sucking off some guy. The host handed out candy canes to all four groups of us, and one person of the group had to give said candy cane, held appropriately at their partner's crotch, a faux blowjob. A microphone was held to the receiver's mouth, and he had to make the appropriate noises throughout the whole thing. At the end, a winner, and I use the term loosely here, was determined via audience response. My plaid-pants-clad partner and I came in second. I actually chewed up and swallowed the candy cane while I was down there, and upon standing back up, said into the microphone, "I swallowed the whole thing."
I'm a good sport.
Edit: Holy shit, my hair is so fucking red. Someone dyed it HORRIBLY and I hate her. At least a lot of the red faded already.
I went down to Orlando for Christmas to visit friends and family, and of course this is what happens to me on my first night back in town:
Being a "virgin" at a midnight showing of Rocky Horror Picture Show leads to homo-erotic fellatio.
But don't worry, I wasn't actually sucking off some guy. The host handed out candy canes to all four groups of us, and one person of the group had to give said candy cane, held appropriately at their partner's crotch, a faux blowjob. A microphone was held to the receiver's mouth, and he had to make the appropriate noises throughout the whole thing. At the end, a winner, and I use the term loosely here, was determined via audience response. My plaid-pants-clad partner and I came in second. I actually chewed up and swallowed the candy cane while I was down there, and upon standing back up, said into the microphone, "I swallowed the whole thing."
I'm a good sport.
Edit: Holy shit, my hair is so fucking red. Someone dyed it HORRIBLY and I hate her. At least a lot of the red faded already.