Aug 06, 2008 23:58
Things I have seen.
- I saw a guy riding a Harley with a handicapped license plate. You know, the ones they give people with the little blue emblem of a guy in the wheel chair. Now, don't get me wrong, I am all for handicapped people getting special parking (unless they have a nice ass car, more on this later) but you are telling me that this guy is so handicapped that he needs a special license plate yet he is not handicapped enough to prevent him from driving a motorcycle? If he gets into a wreck can he just look at the cop and say "sorry dude, I'm retarded. Check out the license plate." and then gets a pass or something? And then the question remains, how handicapped do you have to be to reap all the benefits of the special plate yet still be able to carry on a normal life as if you weren't handicapped at all. Also, if a cop sees some guy riding on am motorcycle with the handicapped plate can he pull him over and make him prove it? "License, registration and physical or mental ailment please"." But I digress.
- I see girls at the gym all the time who come in full make-up. Seriously? You are telling me you do your hair and makeup for an hour and then go to the gym? These are also the girls that fake doing some weights or a machine and then look around to see if anyone is looking at them. They should all wear shirts that say "I am a superficial whore with no self-esteem, please treat me like shit and I will love you." These are also the girls that come to the gym with tiny shorts on that have huge words plastered on their ass like JUICY and FILTHBAG, and then get upset when they catch guys looking at their ass.