Homeland Security.
I just put a lasagna dinner in the microwave for 16 minutes. I was only following the instructions on the box. It seems a little...over the top. Shouldn't there be some law that after 6 or 7 minutes you just have to not be lazy and use an oven. I am pretty sure that after 10 minutes in the microwave whatever you are cooking either develops cancer or turns into a zombie. It really puts a damper on the night when a cancer-ridden zombie lasagna bursts forth from your microwave and tries to eat you. Looks like you are going to be dinner tonight! Regardless of everything I have just said I still put it on 16 minutes. If only just to see what happens. The center is probably still going to be frozen anyway. I should have just ordered pizza!