This is why Tamara and I are not allowed to go anywhere nice:
My aunt and mother took us to the museum, and shopping at target. On the way to target, we stopped at a Aveda store (shampoo store) and the sales lady was showing me a shampoo that would clean my hair better than anything in the world... I did a *ooohhhhhh* kind of thing and she turned around and Tamara wanted to smell the shampoo... opened the bottle, pointed it towards my face... Long story short... with in 3 seconds of her turning around, I was screaming *OH NO!! IT'S IN MY MOUTH!!!* and it really was, in my mouth...