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Staff Sargeant Johnson from the Marine Corps. called today. We talked for 15 or 20 minutes and just kept asking all of these personal questions, and he wouldnt stop. So I say "Isn't there something about being gay in the military?" To which he replyed, "Well Jonathan it was good talking to you, have a good night."
Moral of the story:
If a military recruiter calls your house, play gay.