Dear book:
Okay, it was time for me to be in bed an hour ago, because why? Because I was tired. And then you got me out of bed to write another 1.5K, and that's lovely, very fine work, well done. Go book. But as I am now alternating one eye open and then the other because keeping both of them open at once is too much work, do you think you could LET ME SLEEP? Thanks so much.
Love and kisses,
mrissa