Documentation on a Meal of Three Peas
As per instructions, on April 20th, around 10 PM, this happened:
Dinner time. Stand above your plate and look straight down at it. Just like every night.
...then dig in. Don't be shy.
Small meals require you make the most of them. I am, for example, cutting my peas so they will last longer.
...and to enhance flavor? Only one way to find out.
"Full of country goodness and green pea-ness."
Is that pouting? But I like peas.
Last one.
(Wait, what happened to that bisected pea? No -- you forget about that one)
Ouch!
Check out my sexy Dick Cheney side-mouth eating style. Classy.
Clean plate. All done.
Also, happy Earth Day, people. Go to Costco and buy a gross of compact florescent bulbs, or however we're supposed to celebrate it.