Le sigh
Dear Livejournal,
My life is so awful right now. Some stupid person is being nasty, so my life sucks. The doctor told me I might have a spleen infection, which will make my pee smell like carrots. The other day, my cat fell in a well and drowned; I might slit my wrists so that I may see her again. The grocery store is out of my favorite ice cream, so i'm going to sallow vanilla flavored pills instead. I also have severe diarrhea...
Woe is me. The universe is personally targeting me for misery and destruction. I think God doesn't like me or something, cause he always picks on me and not the other kids. It's everyone's fault...
except me of course.
Not really, hahaha... shits peachy. Just felt the urge to do a fake post. I hate reading actual shit like this. People need to get over themselves.
My life is so awful right now. Some stupid person is being nasty, so my life sucks. The doctor told me I might have a spleen infection, which will make my pee smell like carrots. The other day, my cat fell in a well and drowned; I might slit my wrists so that I may see her again. The grocery store is out of my favorite ice cream, so i'm going to sallow vanilla flavored pills instead. I also have severe diarrhea...
Woe is me. The universe is personally targeting me for misery and destruction. I think God doesn't like me or something, cause he always picks on me and not the other kids. It's everyone's fault...
except me of course.
Not really, hahaha... shits peachy. Just felt the urge to do a fake post. I hate reading actual shit like this. People need to get over themselves.