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[mrhenderson]

at the bar tonight some girl comes in and starts giving out free packs of ciggs. she takes a pic of your license and asks for your number (i gave a fake one, of course) and then you get your pick of a free pack. i know that they think itll make you start smoking and then youll start buying packs. i know ursula thinks she can turn me into a smoker, too.

WELL I GOT NEWS FOR YA'LL. IM NOT GONNA START SMOKING. THE JOKES ON ALL YA'LL!

IM NOT GONNA START DRINKING EITHER!!!

(okay, that last one was a lie. but the smoking part is true.......hopefully)