Don’t goose your friend that’s waiting on a subway platform If your not 100% sure it’s him!
So this morning I thought I saw
robco waiting on the MUNI platform. Most early mornings I see him taking the train; unfortunately today was not one of them.
robco's doppelganger was standing with his back to me, right where
robco ALAWAYS STANDS, holding himself like
robco and even had the nerve to be dressed like him. So imagine my surprise when I waked over and pinched this guys ass and he turned out not to be Rob. I though this was most inconsiderate of him. Thank god it was the Castro Station! As I stood there profusely apologizing to this guy he was very understanding. In fact he was a bit too understand for my taste. Now not only am I embarrassed I also have a new friend. Well I guess I deserve this for pinching a guys ass in public.