Five Rules for Surviving the Zombiepocalypse

[mrhabits]

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[stereophonicrpm]

My plan was to commit hysterical suicide but y'know, this works too.

[mrhabits]

Think of all the trouble you'll save now! No need trying to decide how to off yourself when you can choose life!

Yes, life! Until the zombies eat you, anyway!

[stereophonicrpm]

Oh rad. I can't wait for that. Or the nuclear winter. Why die when I can wander the wastelands as a horrible mutant?

[mrhabits]

Exactly, that is precisely why I have started trying to work out and eat healthier - I want to be there to feel the crushing sense of overwhelming loss at the horrible end of everything!

[marguerlucy]

next up, squid apocalypse? what about robot apocalypse?

[mrhabits]

I'm pretty sure the zombies could take the squid and the robots could take the zombies, but I'm not sure how robots vs. squid would play out

[ignatiusvienna]

awesome